are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
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Dyng Hard Speaks Louder Than Words by Mark Marianelli
It’s always fun and games until somebody dies hard! Faced with eternal Die Hard film title derivatives, Mark decided to float a few groanworthy idioms of his own and prove that a picture is worth a thousand Die Hards. Because making bad word-plays always comes down to a simple choice: you either get busy living or you get busy dying hard.
one time I killed a man for a klonDIE HARD
