brandnewswastikas: I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
I was talking to this cute girl and she was like “I really love Lana Del Rey.” So I was like, “That’s cool, I’ve really only ever heard Video Games though. Oh and that Blue Jeans song I guess.” And she was like “What?” And then I walked away.
morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’ that’s actually pretty funny out of context
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A mathematical mind is a prison.
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allisonthenerdmachine: On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
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“so what are you learning in math at the moment?” that’s a good question extortion
cockringtoss: in other news an artist in wisconsin made a portrait of the former pope benedict it is made of condoms
The very last Calvin & Hobbes Comic
lunavere: pbjsandwitch: Poignant, but thankfully this isn’t actually by Watterson. He was way more optimistic. http://calvinethobbes.free.fr/english/c_der.html