February 2012
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January 2012
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I think the big mistake in schools is trying to teach children anything, and by...
– ~Kubrick (via anoctopussquatingonyourbrain)
What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
Dear lord...
…my roommate has got an awful voice. I know you like to sing Adele in the shower and all…but…
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
– Woody Allen (via brooklynmutt)
Yo.
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
My face is the smoothest right now.
Who wants to come touch my face.
Come touch it.
The girl I sat next to in calculus back in high school forced me to touch her legs every time she shaved them. It was an interesting friendship…
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I’m no longer quite sure what the question is. But I do know that the answer is...
–
Leonard Bernstein
(via leadingtone)
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In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and...
– Harry Lime (Orson Wells), The Third Man
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Perhaps a lunatic was simply a minority of one.
– George Orwell, 1984