April 2012
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March 2012
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What happened when man invented the wheel?
terriblejokes:
A big revolution took place.
Just one, though.
Porch conversation...
Me: Fuck wind.
Josh: You could at least take Wind to dinner first.
Me: Nah.
Josh: Is wind a whore or something?
Me: Well, Wind does blow everybody...
I don’t want to go home. It throws me into depression…
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My enemies will not remain, nor will my friends remain. I shall not remain....
– Santiveda, Bodhisattvacharyāvatāra (via anoctopussquatingonyourbrain)
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Yes. →
Facebook
joshuajosef:
Temporarily ended my love/hate relationship with the largest of my distractions. To be honest, after about an hour, I’m not even sure if I want it back. Way more trouble than its worth.
What about…the rest of the internet?
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Cosmo Sex Tip #666
rappinpicard:
When he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning Satan.
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Fuck.
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Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Don't be unattractive
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