My dad is talking to me like a pirate on facebook.
So I was dicking around with my display settings on my work computer and accidently managed to do this. I left to get some water and came back to a cow on cocaine.
Welp, my supervisor wants to take all the interns...
…and pay for the drinks. I’ve had great luck with bosses so far in my life.
luckyspikes replied to your post: I could really go for some illicit drugs right now… Haha Like what? I desire shrooms at the moment, mostly. But a nice cocktail would be nice.
I could really go for some illicit drugs right...
It’s weird having family you never see or talk to. All you ever hear about is them being found dead.
I think we need a goat– My Mother, in response to my Father’s incompetence with lawn mowers…
videohall: Slinky is trying so hard
..my brother just gave me remote access to his entire library of movies and music. My summer just got 500x better. Bye everybody, I’ve got 16,000 hours of crap to smother my eyes and ears with.
dolceaficionada: SNL - All of Stefon’s New York’s Hottest Clubs
teapayne: Do some families actually have “family game night” because my family doesn’t even eat dinner together
aaronishalfjewish: it’s amazing how your life can fit in a few boxes
chills for 2 hours when I saw him live…