August 2012
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luckyspikes replied to your video: bad movies with scenes that I love
Lol the fuck is this?!
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
It’s a poorly done spoof of B sci fi thrillers from the 50s… has some great lines though. Definitely worth seeing at least once.
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tsarcasm:
rabioheab:
imagine if you were a doctor and someone came into your office saying that they had a serious butt problem then they pulled down their pants and they had no butt at all it was just a picture of hulk hogans face and he was crying what would you do in that situation
this is the worst post i’ve seen in a really long time
July 2012
140 posts
microwavepizzaoven:
the alzheimers makes me forget a lot of things, but i cannot forget the streets
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aaronishalfjewish replied to your post: if this fuckass I work with says “that’s what she…
that’s what she said
:P
aristotle: we are what we repeatedly do
plato: well then i guess i'm YOUR MOM
plato: *high fives socrates*
if this fuckass I work with says “that’s what she said” one more time…
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
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…just…fuck.
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: Smoke breaks. →
prozac34:
When you’re out drinking with a group of people smoke breaks are nice because you can break off and have really nice small side conversations. The only “problem” is that I don’t smoke. So if I want to have a side conversation it’s awkward to ask someone, “Hey, want to go stand outside for like 5…
This is like 90% of why having a smoke is hard to pass up. I hate crowds. They...
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happy birthday amelia earhart
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crowmunist:
SO I WAS TALKING WITH MY FRIEND FROM AUSTRALIA ABOUT POPSICLES AND SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BOMB POP WAS SO I MADE THIS FREEDOM CRACK ABOUT IT BEING THE MOST AMERICAN POPSICLE
AND SHE ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHAT AUSTRALIA’S “FAVORITE FROZEN DELIGHT” WAS
I ANSWERED “KOALA”
AND SHE SAID NO
IT’S GOLDEN GAYTIMES
GOLDEN
GAYTIMES
THIS /FUCKING/ POPSICLE
AUSTRALIA GOD /DAMN/ IT
